Paper shredding can be fun! And with our shredder, if you use it according to the directions in the box, we seriously doubt your office will be raided by the FBI. Sorry, no guarantees.

Stuck in the house with the kids on a rainy day? No problem, just give them the shredder and let the fun begin. Have an old photo of you and Wayne Bryant? Shred it! A Democrat intorduces a bill allowing counties to do away with the superintendent of elections. Shred it!

There are many uses for a good paper shredder. Tell the voters you aren't going to seek re-election, then change your mind. Buy all the newspapers and shred them. (Yes, we gave Stephen Sweeney a free entry).

Issue a Defense Manifesto to only one reporter at one paper that doesn't even mention a paper shredding incident that took place in your office and don't want the voters to see it. Shred it!

As you can see a paper shredder can be a fun and useful tool. A paper shredder can entertain the kids on a rainy day or, lead to the governor calling on you to resign from public life.

Please go to our enter to win page and fill out the entry form for your chance to win a paper shredder or our second prize a copy of the book, "The Soprano State," with Warren Wallace's name highlighted every where it appears.

Employees of Gloucester County who can prove they are related to any elected official within the county are given two chances to win for their completed entry form.

The only other rule is we would like for the winners to be present at a soon to be announced fundraiser.

Please contribute to the Freeholder campaign of Phyllis Scapellato and Larry Wallace